Yes, we’re lazy, yes there really hasn’t been a post since….what, surely I’ve posted since then? I think I may have and then deleted it while wading through the thousands of spam comments we get on a daily basis.
Either way although we’ve been working hard we havent been bragging about it! Five new designs have been added in the last couple of weeks and among them are some of our finest IMHO. Spy-duh is selling well to people who clearly have good taste or are keen to reminisce about childhood games that ended when a fire crew cut them free. Both are god reasons to own this tee!
Also we’re going to start a reward scheme for our most loyal customers, those people who own more than one 2smartmonkeys tee…you know who you are, will be getting something through their letter box to say thanks. And finally, this blog will be improved soon…well it couldn’t get any worse could it?
Howdy. Our latest new designs have hit the shelves and boy are they good? Well I am a bit biased so why not check the out and make a judgement for yourselves.
First up there’s Rock Options for all those of you who love rock and roll but sometimes would like the choice to just rock.
Next up it’s Green Dreams. We all love nostalgia and these days we’re encouraged to be nostalgic about last week. So let’s celebrate something from the not too distant past that deserves to be remembered with love, the original Gameboy, everyone say ahhh.
Lastly a tee aimed at everyone who wants to join up for the only army that promotes evolution above revolution and scratching instead of action. Ladies and gents Monkey Army.
Well, well. Have I got news for you? No, not really. Soon though there will be so much news that you’ll scarcely believe it. So think of this post as pre-news news.
We’re working on some new designs that we hope to have available in early September, which is good news for people who like our current designs and people who don’t, hey maybe you’ll like the next lot?
And we’re going to finally come good on our promise to run some kind of competition, which will almost certainly involve the winner dressing up as a monkey of some kind.
This is turning more vague than a vacuum filled with grey stuff which nobody cares to identify. As you’ve probably noticed there are a couple of new desktops available to download…dum de dum, phew this is hard work….as it must be to read.
I challenge anyone reading this to come up with something interesting, anything. Most interesting IMHO wins a t-shirt of their choice. Wow, this was worth reading after all.
Another month older and none the wiser. Looking on the bright side though we’ve got 5 spanky new designs on the site. Add to that the fact that we’re also starting to print on American Apparel tees and that makes me feel a lot better, although no younger.
In addition to that good good news the July desktop wallpaper is now (well shortly after this post goes up) available on the desktops page and of course delivery is still free on all orders and it always will be.
We’re hoping to get some new graffiti pics up soon to for all you street art afficionados. Time doesn’t stand still and neither do smart monkeys.
Look out for even more new designs and some old ones saying goodbye at special prices soon.
…and you just pay for a t-shirt. You don’t pay for us to send it to you. Where’s the catch? There isn’t one, we’re now making shipping free on all orders, from everywhere!
Also, we’ve got new designs coming very soon, including some fruity slogans and there’s a new desktop ready to download featuring the stars of one of our upcoming designs.
Not only this but, and it’s a big BUT, and we’ll all like those don’t we? All of our prices have been rounded down…no more odd amounts in your basket, just nice round, comforting figures. That’s something we can all relate to.
And now something to laugh at…one of the 2smartmonkeys team “modelling” one of our recent designs. Load lips for laughter…
It’s summertime (just about) here in England where the flood waters are slowly subsiding. It seems God was about to unleash the apocolypse on us but he made the mistake of starting with the UK and he was so depressed half way through he went home to relax.
The only piece of news happening at monkey towers this week is similar to some national news going on here where lots of prisoners are to be released early due to over crowding. Instead of ne’r-do-wells though we’re releasing some juicy new designs into the community to spread happiness and joy, although if you see a serial offender breaking into a car wearing one of our tees it’s just a coincidence, honest guv.
These new designs will be available on the site on Monday, June 25.
Until June 17 shipping is free on all orders to the US and Canada. The order can be placed anywhere but it must be shipped to an address within the US or Canada to qualify for free shipping.
Also, we’ve recently changed our shipping rates and bands (for the better, the cost has come down). Click here to see the details.
Well looky there, well here actually, there’s a new calender desktop for June and it’s all yours. Go on take one, you’ll only forget what day it is otherwise.
I just burped and sneezed at the same time and I tell you what it was quite distressing, not on a public toilet with no paper scale but not pleasant all the same. Also a bit distressing has been our shipping times in the last two weeks, big apologies to all customers placing orders during this time. We’ve had a payment processing problem which has slowed everything right down. We’ll be back on track very soon though and we’ll make it up to those who’ve suffered for our art!
We’re on the look-out for more graffiti pics for our street art gallery page, if you see any good graffiti or know someone who might just send the pics our way.
If as they say a change is as good as a holiday then I must be able to swap the blogging holiday for a lot of change. It’s been a while since the last post on this here blog but now I’m back and it’ll surely be badder than ever!
First up a bit of news; we’ve got new designs a-comin’ and the May free shipping offer is unsurprisingly ending soon (pssst it’s the end of May).
It’s a been a long break since the last post, a hiatus if you will but we’re back and badder than ever. Ok we’re not badder than ever I just wanted to make us cool in an 80’s kind of way.
The news is that we’ve just added two more new designs, Bi-polar bear here and High and Smitey here. Both are as fresh and new as a spring daisy and will make people stop you to ask if you’ve had some kind of style surgery to make you look that good.
And don’t forget (how could you I haven’t told you yet) that shipping will be free on all orders placed in Europe and the US for the whole of May. So what are you waiting for? Oh yeah it’s not May yet…
